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08-29-2011, 05:24 PM
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Little Girls Steal Goat, Give Cops Cock and Bull Story
Six and seven year old stepsisters are found out in their pj's, walking a goat. They tell the policeman they always take their goat, who lives in their closet, out for midnight walks. In other news, Local Zoo is missing a Goat.
http://www.startribune.com/local/128593183.html
REALLY, MOM! It followed me home!
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08-29-2011, 05:49 PM
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I hope their parents can take all that charm, ingenuity, and problem solving ability and channel it into something productive. Otherwise, they're going to have their hands full in about 7 or 8 years.
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08-29-2011, 07:05 PM
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You're giving them that many years? LOL
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08-29-2011, 07:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flourbug
Six and seven year old stepsisters are found out in their pj's, walking a goat. They tell the policeman they always take their goat, who lives in their closet, out for midnight walks. In other news, Local Zoo is missing a Goat.
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