Because I just can't resist:
Moose turd pie:
A logging camp has two rules:
-Any new lumber jack becomes the camp cook until another new lumber jack arrives.
-Any lumberjack who complains about the food becomes the cook.
A new lumberjack arrives, who hates cooking and wants to get outside and chop trees. So, he searches the swamps until he finds a large fresh steaming hot moose turd, which he brings back to the camp, places in a pie shell, and serves for dessert.
The biggest lumberjack in the camp cuts himself a large piece of this fresh hot pie, takes a big bite, roars "THAT'S MOOSE TURD PIE!", then quickly adds "but it's gooood!"