Credit Crisis Christmas Menu

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Aperitifs

Post Millennial NV Bubbly
Chateau Kerviel, Cremant de Bourgogne
Brazilian Blood-Orange Emerging Market Caprinha
Crunchy Xmas Punch (Vodka + Kool-Aid)

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First Course

Sashimi Fillet of Quant Arbitrageur
Northern Rock-fish Fricasee
Grilled-Icelandic Shrimp Cocktail
Swiss [Bank] Mini-Fondue

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Intermezzo

Short-Squeeze Lemon-Lime Sorbet

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Main Course

Corn-Fed Not-So-Prime Sirloin Roast
TARPfish Brochettes (avec sauce surprise)
HF Manager's Po' Boy Special (with redemption sauce)
Mrs Watanabe's "Inside-Out" Carry-Trade Dragon Rolls (ZIRP filling)
Lehman-AIG Surf-n-Turf

served with...

Fully-Coupled Asian Mercantile Gratin
Julienne of Private Equity & Emerging Markets
Roasted Commodities of the Day (halved or quartered)

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Dessert

Congressional Oversight Pudding
Destagflationary Tarte w/creme anglaise
Crepes Distressee
Unemployment Souffle