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02-25-2009, 11:26 AM
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OctoMom Offered $1 Million to Make a Porno
Feb 25th 2009
http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/25/octomo...-suleman-porn/
OctoMom Offered $1 Million to Make a Porno
OctoMom is used to having multiple people inside of her at once -- and now one porn company is willing to shell out big bucks to harness that skill on film.
Major porn distributor Vivid Entertainment has just fired off a letter to Nadya Suleman, offering her 1 million bucks to star in a skin flick of her own. Vivid is willing to go one step further, by telling us they'll give her family full medical and dental insurance if she becomes a "contract girl"... meaning she'll have to do multiple videos.
No word if Octo will take them up on the offer -- but she definitely needs the scratch for a down payment on a house...
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02-25-2009, 01:27 PM
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OMG, this never ends. 
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02-25-2009, 01:36 PM
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This movie has already been made.
1983, Starring Roger Moore as James Bond.
It was called Octopussy. 
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02-25-2009, 01:43 PM
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A giggle a minute!
Late night talk shows are going to have a good time with that one.
Wait for the Bollywood bio' to come out 
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02-25-2009, 02:03 PM
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It's like that, is it?
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If John Holmes were (still alive and) starring in it with her, he'd be saying, "Nope, still can't feel anything."
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02-25-2009, 03:09 PM
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Maybe they could use the "clown car vagina" schtick and make it a comedy!
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02-26-2009, 01:28 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by leistb
This movie has already been made.
1983, Starring Roger Moore as James Bond.
It was called Octopussy. |
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02-26-2009, 12:50 PM
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Omne ignotum pro magnifico
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fartacus
If John Holmes were (still alive and) starring in it with her, he'd be saying, "Nope, still can't feel anything."
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Ron Jeremy, it has to be Ron Jeremy.
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