Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry

[Ought Six]

Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry


Duff man juice also adding to chronic shortage

By Lester Haines
The Register
24th July 2009

Sweden's fertility clinics are racking up a serious backlog of people waiting for artificial insemination, due in part to a "spike" in demand from lesbian couples for vital supplies of man juice.

So bad have things got that prospective customers at Sahlgrenska University Hospital in Gothenburg are now forced to wait 18 months for treatment.

The problem, the Göteborgs-Posten explains, is that a 2005 law change granted "female same-sex couples" the right to fertility treatment at Swedish hospitals. Previously, this privilege extended only to married women or those who were "registered heterosexual partners".

Inger Bryman, Sahlgrenska's head of gynaecology and reproductive medicine, told the paper: "We had estimated an increase of around 25 couples per year after the law change. Now there are 90 couples in line."

Sweden's lesbians are not the sole cause of the sperm drought. Swedish law allows kids to learn their biological father's identity once they turn 18. This hasn't done much to encourage donors.

The main reason, though, is apparently duff sperm - "either related to deterioration while being frozen or to medical conditions".

The upshot of the Swedish sperm crisis is that couples are increasingly looking abroad for their impregnations, principally to Denmark and Finland.

Bootnote

Before you lot start demanding some form of hot Playmobil action to accompany this story, please note that we've already covered lesbian artificial insemination.

[Susie]

I don't think 'suck' is the operative word, here.

[Mama Alanna]

A lesbian couple of my acquaintance asked their gay male friends for donations. The men used condoms and the couple used a turkey baster. Since the donations were combined, no one knew which of the multiple men was the genetic father.

[Samen]

Mama Alanna, I was just trying to goggle turkey blaster and this came on page one, I absolutely just goggled http://images.google.fi/images?q=tur...N&hl=fi&tab=wi and http://www.google.fi/search?q=turkey...ient=firefox-a and well this just happens sometimes with searches.

And to Susie “I don't think 'suck' is the operative word, here.” You right he seems to be squeezing it in.

Argh why am I such a thread killer, I’m going to feel bad for this…

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Women Should Be In Comfortable Shoes and Pregnant
Floyd | Saturday, 14th of March 2009 at 08:23:11 PM



A Massachusetts lesbian was arrested for domestic violence for trying to impregnate her wife with her brother’s semen.

Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife, was “all liquored up” when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report.

Jennifer told investigating officers that Stephanie “has been talking about trying to impregnate (her) for some time,” police said.

According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: “Jennifer said that Stephanie had a ‘turkey baster and her brother’s semen in a sealed container.’ Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn’t want to get pregnant.” The device was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip, police said, and it was still in its original package when officers confiscated the item.

That’s allegedly when Stephanie threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes and threatened to impregnate her, police said.

Aren’t a lot of wives liquored up when they’re impregnated? Wow! lesbian marriage is just the SAME!

http://www.threedonia.com/archives/4749

[Mama Alanna]

Er...he's going in the wrong end...