You have to go read the full list of prize winners for the last several years.
I laughed so hard I am still hurting...I had to stop reading.
I couldn't even pick a favorite because there are just so many....
"Man will never be free until the last politician is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." Voltaire or Diderot
“When you hear ‘no immediate danger‘ from nuclear radiation then you should run away as far and as fast as you can.”
-Alexey Yablokov, member of the Russian academy of sciences and adviser to President Gorbachev at the time of Chernobyl