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Old 03-03-2017, 04:03 PM   #1301
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Trumps hair begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.



It launches its missiles against the targets in Russia.

Because Trump's hair knows that the Russian counterattack will eliminate its enemies over here.
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What is that thing?
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Old 03-05-2017, 09:06 PM   #1303
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It is a caterpillar that protects itself with long hairs.
Usually such hair triggers an allergic reaction when touched.
Birds and other predators will stay away from it also.
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Old 03-06-2017, 01:25 PM   #1305
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It is a caterpillar that protects itself with long hairs.
Usually such hair triggers an allergic reaction when touched.
Birds and other predators will stay away from it also.
Just like Trump's hair.
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Old 03-10-2017, 12:14 PM   #1306
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Old 03-16-2017, 11:41 AM   #1308
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This makes so much sense.

We're living in one of Evil Abed's alternate timelines.





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Change the "elev" to IQ in the pic and it would be about right.
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Good reason to have your Social Media person higher up in the chain in Public Relations.
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